Next year's Indians media guide cover photo?
The LeBron Jersey Guy, as he shall now be known, can scratch last night's heckling at Progressive Field off his personal bucket list.
- Play Michigan fight song outside Jack Tatum's funeral.
EXCRUCIATING MINUTIAE OF THE DAY...
- Take swigs from a bottle of Crown at AA meeting.
Wear hilarious "Where's the Beef?" T-shirt to PETA rally.
- Take non-neutered dog for a walk... to Bob Barker's house.
- Wear hooded sweatshirt, bad mustache and big sunglasses while mailing a package at the post office.
- Move to Miami.
INDIANS (42-58): CF Crowe, SS Cabrera, RF Choo, C Santana, DH Hafner, LF Kearns,
YANKEES (63-36): SS Jeter, RF Swisher, 1B Teixeira, 3B Rodriguez, 2B Cano, DH Posada, CF Granderson, C Cervelli, LF Gardner. RHP A.J. Burnett (8-8, 4.77).Tonight's 7:05 p.m. ET game at Progressive Field is on WTAM and STO. Josh Tomlin will be making his debut and hoping to avoid serving up No. 600 to Alex Rodriguez.
Here's a story on CC Sabathia returning to Cleveland and again sharing his revisionist view of history.
INDIANS (41-58): CF Crowe, SS Cabrera, RF Choo, LF Kearns, DH Duncan, 3B Peralta, 1B LaPorta, 2B Donald, C Gimenez. RHP Josh Tomlin (0-0, 0.00).
YANKEES (63-35): SS Jeter, RF Swisher, DH Teixeira, 3B Rodriguez, 2B Cano, CF Granderson, 1B Miranda, C Francisco Cervelli*, LF Gardner. LHP C.C. Sabathia (13-3, 3.18).
*Jorge Posada was a late scratch with left knee soreness.
By Anthony Castrovince/MLB.com
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If you're sitting in Section 181, Row J, in the aisle seat between Section 180 and 181 tonight, I hope you brought your glove.
The folks at SeatGeek have determined that your seat is "The Money Seat" - i.e., the spot where Alex Rodriguez's 600th career home run is most likely to land. It's going to land in the aisle, so be nimble enough to catch it on the stairs.
Of course, a similar calculation was made for Yankee Stadium last week and nothing happened, so A-Rod has to hold up his end of the bargain, too.
But should Rodriguez hit No. 600 in Cleveland, that's the spot where it is most likely headed. SeatGeak calculated that there is a 15.9 percent chance of the ball going to Section 182, a 12.5 percent chance of it going to Sectoin 181, a 12 percent chance of it landing in the seatless center field area and a 10.2 percent chance of it landing in Section 183.
If you're in Section 108, sorry, but there's only a 0.2 percent chance of it coming to you.
And if you're behind the plate, you're really out of luck.
EXCRUCIATING MINUTIAE OF THE DAY...
~AC
UPDATE: CC Sabathia had more to say about the way the 2007 Indians were broken up, specifically that he never received a contract extension offer from the Indians.
My rant on CC stands.
Tonight's 7:05 p.m. ET game is on STO and WTAM. Yankees cleanup hitter Alex Rodriguez is looking for home run No. 600. Tribe cleanup hitter Carlos Santana is looking for home run No. 7.
The last time Westbrook and Vazquez faced each other, the Indians beat the Yankees 22-0.
INDIANS (41-57): CF Brantley, SS Cabrera, RF Choo, C Santana, DH Hafner, 3B Peralta, 1B LaPorta, LF Crowe, 2B Donald. RHP Jake Westbrook (6-6, 4.74).
YANKEES (62-35): SS Jeter, RF Swisher, 1B Teixeira, 3B Rodriguez, 2B Cano, DH Posada, CF Granderson, C Cervelli, LF Gardner. RHP Javier Vazquez (8-7, 4.68).
By Anthony Castrovince/MLB.com
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If you thought the Indians' lineup looked young, you should see the kids running the bases after Sunday home games.
But the kids who ran the bases after yesterday's game had a special treat waiting for them... and not just the free ice cream sandwiches and popsicles provided by Pierre's.
Several members of the Tribe were on the basepaths to greet the kids as they darted from base to base. Participants on Sunday were manager Manny Acta, first-base coach Sandy Alomar Jr., Jake Westbrook, Carlos Santana, Chris Gimenez, Frank Herrmann and owner Larry Dolan and his wife, Eva. They cheered the youngsters on and doled out high fives to each of them.
This was only the beginning, as the Indians plan to do this at each Sunday home game from here on out this season.
For a small-market team trying to win games and win over fans, this was really a nice touch - a few extra minutes at the ballpark that go a long way. Many of those kids will remember that experience for the rest of their lives.
And those that won't probably appreciated the ice cream, all the same.
~AC
By Anthony Castrovince/MLB.com
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It's 95 degrees with 95 percent humidity (at least, that's how it feels) at Progressive Field, just in time for the Indians' "Christmas in July" celebration. It's difficult to dig Ashley Tisdale singing "Last Christmas" on a normal day, let alone one where your shirt is sticking to your back.
I like Christmas. Heck, I'll go so far as to say I love Christmas. But I'm no fan of Christmas in July. Where does it end? Halloween in March? Arbor Day in February? Martin Luther King Jr. Day on some day other than the day that happens to be Martin Lurther King Jr.'s birthday? (Wait, we already do that one. But you get the point.)
If somebody decides we can have multiple Thanksgivings, I won't complain. And judging by the girth of some of my fellow press box inhabitants, I'm not alone. But let's leave Christmas alone. Or at least, go easy on the Christmas tunes.
EXCRUCIATING MINUTIAE OF THE DAY...
~AC
Shin-Soo Choo is back (in the No. 3 spot, no less), and Aaron Laffey is headed to the DL with left shoulder fatigue.
Tonight's 7:05 p.m. ET game at Progressive Field is on WTAM and STO.
INDIANS (40-55): CF Brantley, SS Cabrera, RF Choo, C Santana, DH Hafner, 3B Peralta, 1B LaPorta, LF Crowe, 2B Donald. RHP Fausto Carmona (9-7, 3.65).
RAYS (57-37): RF Ben Zobrist, LF Carl Crawford, 3B Evan Longoria, 1B Carlos Pena, DH Matt Joyce, C John Jaso, CF B.J. Upton, 2B Reid Brignac, SS Jason Bartlett. RHP Jeff Niemann (8-2, 2.92).